Dog Molester.

I had a dream I was taking care of my girlfriend's dogs and I let them run around my backyard.
Calling their name for about an hour ended in me going to the backyard only to realize that there was some bum chilling in my backyard.
I told him to get out and he took a dog, put it in a shopping bag and tossed it at me and said, "Man, that dog was a good fuck."
The dog ran off into the house with the other one and I called my dad to come back there and we tried to detain the guy, but he pulled out a knife and tried to stab us until I literally kicked his ass and he fell over.
So weird.